How To Date A Werewolf; or, Loneseome, Wild and Blue

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Being a werewolf is mysterious, dangerous, and even a little sexy. Herpes is just sad.
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Either Adult: Any Age THIRD ACTOR (3)
Either Adult: Any Age TERRY

 
Its not anything you did or didnt do, you know. Get over yourself.
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY
Either Adult: Any Age GLENN

 
I get the feeling they like to imagine themselves like Chekhovs Three Sisters, but most days theyre more like Macbeths.
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY
Either Adult: Any Age THIRD ACTOR (3)

 
I dont mean it to be horrible. It just never comes out of my mouth in a way that isnt, well, offensive.
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY
Either Adult: Any Age GLENN
Either Adult: Any Age THIRD ACTOR (3)

 
Oh, Im sorry. I didnt mean to offend you. As a person of fur. Werewolf can be such a pejorative term.
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY
Either Adult: Any Age GLENN
Either Adult: Any Age THIRD ACTOR (3)

 
People dont look up much anymore.
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY
Either Adult: Any Age THIRD ACTOR (3)

 
"The truth. That we are the next stage of human evolution. Disease evolves faster than flesh."
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Either Adult: Any Age TERRY

 

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